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A Goth Corset for ... Your Dog from The Ritzy Rover

Posted by Superheidi | Wed, March 10 2010
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Your dog needs a corset. Just ask it.

This lovely and completely ridiculous Gothic red pleather corset is trimmed with cheap black lace and is available exclusively for four-legged canines (perhaps a lupine could fit one as well.) The Ritzy Rover Pet Boutique is available for lonely women and rich gay men everywhere who want their pooch to look as cool as they do when they go clubbing! The site's 'Romantic' corset is just one of many useless and completely asinine but fun apparel choices for Mr. Bojangles or Mrs. Bunny Fluffwhethington III, which includes camouflage skull hoodies, zebra chic nightgowns, and skull socks. But be careful, Puffwiggins might have to lose a few, as high fashion couture like this only comes in an unrealistic 32lb 'Large'.


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Posted by Zombie_Vamp on March 10th, 2010

...that is pretty cute. I would never put a dog through that, but all of those little outfits are cute. My dog is just gonna have to live with his bandanna though.


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